Some people are somehow not email-literate. You know it the moment you see people start asking you to repeat something you have done before. As much as I hate to repeat myself, somehow some people are just too idiotic to even bother reading their mail and understanding the content.

1. Customer’s software went super nova. He wanted us to take responsibility or else he will sue us.

2. A quick look revealed that one of our software has to be registered the moment he received the system. Apparently he didn’t and the software subscription ended after 30 days. Somehow this customer always has this mindset that software will work automatically because they didn’t even bother to check on the software’s status.

3. Customer’s stupidity aside, the sales are in panic because the customer wants to take this to legal.

4. I told sales that we have already done what we had to. If customer wanted the professional service, he should have gotten our premium support, or even maybe getting his IT to give us a call. Above all, I gave them a solution: contact the software manufacturer about their problem and they will provide the solution. The reason why they should go to the software manufacturer directly is that they will get their CD-Key to authenticate them as the customer and will then proceed to render their support.

5. Somehow there was no communication between the sales, the customer and this stupid manager who constantly asking me to call the sales to explain the situation.

6. Sales obviously read my mail but couldn’t understand what it does, went back to this manager asking him to provide a support to the customer.

7. In the end the manager kept asking me to get back to the sales.

8. Finally, I wrote in the mail: “Read my instruction first before doing anything else. It explains who the customer should call to get the relevant support.”

9. Back to step 5.

It’s one of those days again where I found myself to be extremely busy, not because it’s my work but because it is customary for people to ask me to perform miracle for them.

After it seems like 3rd or 4th replacement of motherboard, these people would actually though the motherboard is the same problem causing this particular issue where they can actually use their brain to figure out what could be the cause of the issue. But no, somehow deep inside the recess of their mind, they find the need to actually consult me, believe me to consult the depth of mystical world of the universe to conjure an answer to them.

Or better yet, they are just too lazy to think for themselves and always expected me to provide an answer, even to the point of teaching them how to fuck.

You know what… fuck them all.

I’m tired that everyone come referring to you as if you’re all powerful being in the universe and that by doing some mistake I can enact some retribution that will end their lives.

Why can’t they leave me alone?

I just want to stay there and complete my freaking report and these jokers have to make it their mission in life to ask me questions every 2 minutes and if I’m eating lunch, they felt like their world is meaningless and they would go tell their customer to commit suicide.

Update: Some fella keep calling me asking to buy insurance saying that they know me. JUST GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! I WANT MY FREAKING PRIVACY!

You would have thought that after their first failure with Jean-Claude Van Damme, they would have stopped making Street Fighter movies. However, I’m not sure which dim-witted producer would think that it’s a good idea to revive the movie. The plot somehow is mediocre but as you would expected, this wasn’t a very good movie.

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“You cincai throw, I cincai give”

That’s my motto these days. After encountering incompetent people pushing their work to me, I have to abide by these codes to protect myself. Some people can be so obnoxious of working that they don’t want to fill their job scope responsibility.

Team managers are supposed to take care of the agents and they are the ones supposed to handle customer satisfaction. So when customer called about something for a replacement, it is their job to find out what is it.

Unfortunately over here, they slacked their job and instead asked me to call.

You know those types who cannot speak good English and was miraculously promoted on being a manager.

So you see my predicament here when some low-life schmuck wanted me to call the customer over an issue that wasn’t even technical. The customer wants to return the unit because it wasn’t the notebook for him. I looked at the case and wondered: “Where the fuck is the technical problem?”

Fine, you get me to do something that I didn’t sign on to; I’ll do the same to you.

I called the customer and promised them that they will get their replacement unit. Back to the fucking lazy manager, I mailed him the customer wouldn’t want to accept anything less than a replacement unit. Let him sort out the problem by himself.

If you can do your job, do it. Don’t ask another person to fill in your job. You don’t only look stupid but it gives people a low opinion on you.