Anybody heard of audio books before? They’re basically a narration based on the book. For example, you love Michael Crichton’s Next and you’re lazy to read. So what you do? You get the audio book - where they read the whole book’s content for you.

I know it’s kind of funky but I can see only two advantages. You can listen to story books while you’re doing something else (like wanking). Second, you don’t have any hands to pick up the book. Then again if you don’t have the hand, how are you going to activate the computer?

I’ve got Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything and I find listening to it can be pretty tedious. I rather have a book to read when I’m doing my daily business in the toilet.