Anything Can Go Wrong

Shocking as it may be, Yuhanis told me that she was pregnant with my child. I was shocked.

Roughly about a month ago, I was having a bad day. Been given a bad review and having a bad day with my co-worker, I just drank in a local discotheque. She knew that she would not be allowed in the disco but she did a makeover. She took off her tudung and wore clothes like a normal girl. She’s was pretty fair, so the bouncer guess she was a Chinese mix.

She followed me and even tried to get me to sober. I cried that night and everything was a blur. The next day I realized I was in the same bed with her in her rented apartment. I’m not sure what happened but we sheepishly grinned as I took off.

I met her occasionally for lunch but I never realized anything until she actually puked when we’re having dinner. A quick test on the pregnancy kit reveals that she’s having a baby. Aside from thinking of getting baby carriage and maternity clothes, most dreaded thing is that she’s Malay and I’m Chinese. If I were to marry her, means I got to convert to become a Muslim.

And I might even have to circumcise.

Problem now is that I felt even guiltier that she came back feeling very tired on the new burden but she didn’t even ask me to marry her or anything. She would stroke her stomach and I feel bad about it.

Should I marry her or ask her to do an abortion?

It’s been shitty these days. My performance review sunk because of disagreeing manager on what we should be concentrating on. It pissed me off because I couldn’t upgrade my job grade and I get a lower pay increment. This is totally bad because many of us were screwed although we had good results last year.

I think I should do commercial real estate to make an extra buck.

It really doesn’t add up does it? Why does our performance have to suffer just because a new boss dictate that this is not what he wanted and thus some of us have to suffer for it? This is utterly disappointing that I practically do not have any motivation to do my job.

The worst thing the manager could come out is: “I only care about you developing your team.”

I thought that’s what I was doing last year.

I had many friends in my primary school and it seems you tend to hate some of them more than the others. There was this one guy K who practically hovered in our group of friends. Problem with this guy is that he has a famous brother who excelled in sports and was the head prefect.

Casting behind the shadow of his brother, K is aspired to be like his brother. He knew brother’s entire friend and kept on calling them every time he passed by them. Unfortunately, none of them could remember who he is.

This guy has a tendency to show off. While wearing a knitted jacket over shirt in cold days wearing a boardshorts, he can sometimes be a practical jerk who denounces people of their sense of fashion. He also tried to show his intelligence by not giving us the answer to some of the riddle he gave. The worst thing he did was to piss off some guys by telling them they are poor and should stay in the last class.

What we did previously was unforgivable but it has to be done to teach this guy a lesson.

Some of the friends took him to a bathroom and pulled a prank by locking him in there. They chosen a particular spot where there was practically no one there except during the morning and he would howl all day to get people to release him.

Eventually he was released by the janitor and cried. He lodged a report the next day and some of them were punished. According to them, it was worth it. To me, it was fun knowing that this guy has been taught a lesson. I recently met him only to find that he had toned down his arrogance but still detected a hint of wise-ass smug in his face. Oh well, some people will just never change.

You know what freaks me out at night? Dolls. Especially babydolls which sits in a row staring at you. It has that eerie feeling that they will come alive and do something bad to you. I think one of the reasons is because I actually grew up watching this movie…

Edit note: And you can just imagine that I dare not even post up a picture example in my blog…

Tammy loves her dolls. She combed them every night and practically she would have tea time with them every weekend. Unfortunately, her father doesn’t approve this and he just lost his job. He hits her mother every night and she can hear her crying in the hall. One day, while she was combing one of the dolls, her father barged in and hit her. She begged her father to stop but her father slammed the dolls to the floor and told her she was too old to play with dolls. He hit her again and she went unconscious.

The next day she woke up, she found her father was murdered with knifes from the kitchen and one of her most loved doll, Kitty has his blood all over the place.

Though it may sound like a B-grade movie, but at that time it scared the hell out of me. Have you guys ever watched a movie that it scared the hell out of you until now?

A mere thought of a Riedel glass reminds me of our trip to Bukit Merah 4 years ago. It was a company trip and it is the first time I heard of a thing called team building. We’re supposed to stay there for a day doing daily activities that helped us to work as a team.The activity was fun but it doesn’t fulfill our blood rage. At night, there’s no curfew and we’re free to do anything that we like. It started with video gaming and talking dirty stuff but were grew bolder when there were lesser and lesser customers on the street.

We took charge of a bumper car ride which we put to the highest speed (40-50km/h) and a mere full speed knock could get you jump out of the seat. It went so far until one of the guys playing it actually vomited at the end of the game.

That was nothing compared to what we did with the wine glass. The whole restaurant was ringing because every one of us were wetting our finger and circling it around the edge of the cup. It just got so bad that one of the customers complained to the manager and he talked to our team leader of our mischievous act. We had to stop the next day and were given hell of a lecture.It was fun and I have no qualm of doing it again if given the right chance.